We were suddenly awash with discussions about how the various stories were going to play out. I can’t remember exactly when it hit me, but at a certain point I noticed how often political journalism was about predicting what was coming. Now, you might have noted this decision was not unanimously adopted by my profession. Having lost the news so decisively, I did think the sensible thing to do was to get out of the business of making predictions. We had, in the immortal words of Chris Morris to Peter O’Hanraha-hanrahan in The Day Today, lost the news. Yup, we’d got home to our ivory tower to find the locks had been changed. After all, as was made abundantly clear from 2016 onwards, we were no longer flavour of the century. I look back on plenty of my articles, particularly a couple from 2016 in the immediate wake of the Brexit vote, and think: “Oh, do get over yourself, luv – do you have any idea how histrionic you sound?” Like I say, columns are just a moment in time – and in those cases, perhaps some howl of entitled despair that liberals like me had to work through. “Do you still think this, six years on?” “Oh my God – I probably didn’t even think it by teatime that day.” In fact, I often feel that if I wrote my column in the afternoon, it would say something completely different from whatever I’d ended up writing that morning. Maybe some columnists are out there imagining they’re writing the first draft of history, but I feel like I’m just sticking a pin in a moment. You get up, you write something to fill a space, and you hope it’s not one of your worst shots and that readers enjoy it. I know some people like to think of column-writing as an art, but, for me, it’s definitely not. Indeed, I hope you got several belly cackles in the bank, because within a year we would be in the midst of a deadly global pandemic. But it might be the best turd that we’ve got.”
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For instance, in the space of a very short time in early 2019, Tory MP Mark Francois and novelist Will Self had a spat about the size of Mark’s penis on a midday politics TV show a Ukip leader wrote to the Queen and informed her she had committed treason when she signed the Maastricht treaty and a Conservative MP stood up in the Commons and intoned to the house: “ This is a turd of a deal, which has now been taken away and polished, and is now a polished turd. In the end, those columns are just my record of an era in which so many of us – but not all! – felt the news had become stranger than fiction. I mean, it sounds like something I might have done? And I don’t think I have an alibi for it? Just as distinguished Hollywood crazy Shirley MacLaine is convinced she previously walked the earth as Charlemagne’s Moorish peasant lover, so I could be assured that I really did once, only last year, turn out 1,100 words on how Boris Johnson had literally swapped bodies with his dog. What in the name of sanity were they? I’ve heard of past-lives therapy maybe I need past-columns therapy. Take the whole week of daily columns in March 2019, focusing on something called “indicative votes”. A bit like Katie Price – only instead of not having even skimmed a single one of my seven autobiographies, I was completely in the dark about other stuff. It slightly felt like I had written a book I hadn’t read. "That’s why everybody should be optimistic about what’s coming from him in the future.Weirdly, I discovered when going through the 47 trillion words I’ve written since 2016 that I often don’t even have a memory of writing half of them. One of the things he has shown so far in all the games he has played is that he gets in good finishing positions, which is the most important thing for a striker.
"We need to perform consistently to our level and beyond and then you need a striker to finish off all the things we create. “What is the worst situation when you come in as a striker? That your team is not playing exceptionally well because you depend on the things they bring to you. That’s what I like and why I’m sure everything will be fine. But I really like his movements, they are really good and natural. He’s an aggressive player, he’s emotional and it should never happen again. “He had a three-game suspension and you can’t get rid of that. Nunez, 23, did not help himself when he was sent off for a headbutt in his second Premier League game for Liverpool and Klopp says he must control his emotions.
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“In the games, he’s in a bit of a rush and he just needs to calm down in those moments and use his full range of finishing. Jurgen Klopp confirms he held talks with Martin Odegaard as he doubles down on claim
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